Category: Stupidity

World Ends Tomorrow! My Last Post Ever?

May 20, 2011
My LifeStupidity
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As I posted recently, the world is going to end starting tomorrow. Those who are worthy will be whisked off to heaven. Me, let’s just say that I’m expecting some very warm weather where I am probably going. They say you get used to it, we’ll see.

As for this, my last blog post, why even bother. See you in the afterworld. But just in case they are wrong, you MIGHT want to still check back with this blog from time to time 😉

And just to get ready for the upcoming rapture and end of everything, here’s a  video to watch while you are waiting, after the @#$%^& commercial. It’s Blondie, doing (what else) “Rapture”:

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It’s The End Of The World And I Feel Fine

April 9, 2011
ComedyStupidity

Better get everything taken care of. On the other hand, what’s the point, why bother! It’s the end of the world! Well, we still have over a month but it ‘ll creep up on ya, don’t cha know it! That how the end of the world is, sneaky like that.

Yes, May 21st, 2011 is the official date, so mark your calendars. As for May 22nd and after, well, everyone’s calendar should be wide open. Haha! Really though, people are actually believing this! Here’s a real web site to tell you all about this craziness. Hey, you saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true…

Local news report and video

What do YOU think?

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Just Plain Stupid – Part 3

April 7, 2011
Stupidity

Thanks to The Huffington Post for this tidbit, although it’s also on most of the news sites by now.

From the HuffPo:

In his defense, he insists the dog started it.

A Mason, Ohio man was given a ticket Sunday after allegedly taunting a police dog, according to the New York Daily News. Cops had initially shown up at the bar in order to investigate a car accident.

Ryan James Stevens, 25, was officially charged with teasing the police dog after police returned to their cruiser only to find the allegedly intoxicated young man making noises at the dog in the back of their cruiser, according to the Associated Press.

The AP reported:

Officer Bradley Walker wrote that he heard the K9 dog barking uncontrollably inside his patrol car while he was investigating a car crash at a pub early Sunday morning. Walker says Stephens was making barking noises and hissing at the animal.

When asked why he was harassing the dog, named Timber, Stevens reportedly said, “He started it.”

According to the NY Daily News he was ticketed and released into the custody of a bar employee who drove him home safely. The amount for which Stevens was cited has not been reported.

Yeah. The dog started it. You read that right.

Scandal! The Eagles Censored In Alabama

March 4, 2009
MusicStupidity
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Yes, right here in our freedom-loving country, a 33-year-old classic rock song has been censored! Is it a rock classic or is it just more evil from the devil’s workshop? Do you even like The Eagles? Well, maybe. But of all the rock song lyrics that people could censor, this one seems pretty tame to me. Check out this piece from the Birmingham Weekly and then vote in their poll:

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Just Plain Stupid – Part 2

January 7, 2009
FoodStupidity

“Stupid is as stupid does”. Isn’t that how the sayng goes? Well, just a few miles from my house recently there was a case of extreme stupidity. See what you think. Is this guy just totally dumb or what?

From the local paper, the Sacramento Bee:

Popcorn Trail Leads Cops To Burglary Suspect

Just hours into the new year, Sacramento police responded to a burglary call at the Food Stop market at 2101 Natomas Crossing Road and found an unusual clue, said Sgt. Norm Leong.

A window had been broken, and among the items stolen apparently was a bag of popcorn: a trail of kernels led police from the market to a nearby apartment complex – all the way up to a doorstep, Leong said.

The trail continued inside the apartment, where police found 21-year-old Tyree Brown (left photo). He was on probation, so officers could legally search him. Officers found him in possession of items police believe were stolen from Food Stop, Leong said.

Officers arrested Brown on suspicion of possessing stolen property, Leong said. They are awaiting forensic test results to determine whether he was inside the market, and if he was, he faces the chance of a burglary charge as well, Leong said.

Was I right? Is that dense? And btw, Just Plain Stupid – Part 1 is here.

Thoughts On This Historic Election

November 5, 2008
Animal RightsPoliticsStupidity

Yes We Can!

Our President-ElectThe most important thing first: HE WON!! Barack Obama is our next president! News doesn’t get much better than that. After eight years of having a clueless frat-boy and his evil henchman running ruining the country, we finally have an intelligent president who can actually speak well, with real ideas and integrity and a hope for uniting our country and making it better for all Americans. Not to mention he is the first African-American president we have ever had. I didn’t think I would see it in my lifetime and I am so glad that I did. We have come a long way from when slavery was the norm and blacks couldn’t even vote. I am proud to have voted for Obama. Yes we can!!!

Of course, we still have a little

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John McCain Thinks You Are Stupid

September 14, 2008
PoliticsStupidity

Just say NO MORE!John McCain (aka McSame, aka Bush 44) thinks you are stupid. That is the only explanation I can figure. He is all over the media with his “Maverick” talk, yapping about how he will bring change to Washington and reform things and shake things up. But NEWS FLASH!!!!  It is HIS PARTY that has been running things the past eight years. Duh! He voted with George Bush 90% of the time. (Last year it was 95%). Ooooh, really shaking things up there John, aren’t we? Not!! If he ever was a “maverick”, those days were over long long ago. Nowdays he is just more of the same. If you want change he is so not the real thing.

The only difference I can really see is that McSame may be a little smarter (who isn’t?), but the tradeoff is his legendary temper. But wait. He doesn’t even know how many houses he owns so forget that “smarter” comment I made. Oh, and Bush didn’t dump his first wife after she was disfigured in an auto accident.

From the UK Daily Mail:

McCain’s first wife, Carol, was a famous beauty and a successful swimwear model when they married in 1965. She was the woman McCain dreamed of during his long incarceration and torture in Vietnam’s infamous ‘Hanoi Hilton’ prison and the woman who faithfully stayed at home looking after the children and waiting anxiously for news.

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Just Plain Stupid – Part 1

July 24, 2008
AlcoholSeattleStupidity
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stupidity_alert.jpgStupidity. It’s everywhere! As the chart shows, this is an especially stupid time. Code Red!

As part of a continuing effort, I will share some of the stupidest things I run across. Today we have some dense people in our second-favorite city, Seattle, courtesy of Seattle Metblogs.

“Suspects Kyle Burress and Allen Pierce broke into Fred Meyer in Monroe, WA, stole a variety of goods, and then left a trail of dropped/discarded objects that led police to their hiding place. The boys had fallen asleep on said stolen goods when police found them. Photos were taken, the boys were awakened, and now face charges of second-degree theft. Alcohol is a possible contributor.”

You really have to see this photo of Kyle sleeping. So peaceful. So clueless.

I love that last sentence. “Alcohol is a possible contributor.” Could it be?

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